Amazon Goddess
Amazon Goddess

I dropped in and connected with a dancer named ‘Marlin.’ This 6’2 amazon goddess was simply hypnotic. She’s worth far more than all the $100s I left her with. The club is classy, and most of the girls are attractive, but Marlin reigns supreme! You have to experience the wrath of her voluptuous body! I gotta get me SOME MO MARLIN!

Feel At Home
Feel At Home

Food was exceptional. The girls were “drop-dead” beautiful. Everyone really made me feel at home. Great tables dances. I’ll go back!

Beautiful Women, Smell Their Scent
Beautiful Women, Smell Their Scent

Stand off to the side or sit down and you will quickly be approached by beautiful women offering closer, more personal attention while they perform the ritualistic hand on the customer’s shoulders, moving their chest and other areas in so closely you can smell their scent. Come for a visit...

Beer Commercial Quality Beauties
Beer Commercial Quality Beauties

Time was when the girls were so beautiful and friendly that, together with the great atmosphere, it actually made up for the fact that the place was topless only. I remember when there used to be up to 40 showgirls on stage, and I’m talking true beer-commercial quality beauties. Then the beauty slipped just a bit, and the price went up, but casual touching was allowed. The added intimacy still made it a great place to go. My buddy said he liked it even better. Now, the doormen aren’t even as friendly, the quality of the girl’s looks has really taken another dip, the girls that were there for years are gone, and now I’ve got waitresses charging different prices for the same drinks.

Comfort Zone
Comfort Zone

if you do less contact then the other girls working at the club, you’ll probably make less money. unfortunately, level of contact has a whole lot to do with how much money you’re making these days. the trick is to find a club to work in that has good money making potential and where the general contact level given by the majority of the dancers fits with your comfort zone…often easier said then done.

Expense Accounts and Money to Spend
Expense Accounts and Money to Spend

Sometimes they are attentive other times aloof. As out-of-towners with expense accounts and money to spend you would think that the girls would be more congenial. Not! You would think these girls should know the drill by now as should management. That is how they make their money I presume: satisfied and repeat customers, word-of-mouth being the best form of advertisement! On the other hand if the planets are properly aligned you might actually enjoy yourself.

Feel Degradation
Feel Degradation

Many of us feel degredation not just in getting undressed and grinding on complete strangers, but also by having to intellectualy conform. It can be so humiliating to continually have to pretend to be stupid enough as to not offend the meek minds we cater to.

Friendlier on the Couches
Friendlier on the Couches

This place isn’t the fanciest club in town and having to pass through a metal detector at the door is not the most welcoming start, but there are lots of friendly girls here inside who get even friendlier on the couches. My favorite: Sugar.

Happy Girl
Happy Girl

Yeah, I was shy too, and in fact still am. It’s hard to explain but it never really impacted my work performance except insofar as I would tend to look at the floor while dancing (both stage and private) and only occasionally look up and smile. So remember to look up and smile, everybody likes a happy girl. Just go in knowing that you’re going to do it and then do it. I know that sounds silly, but it’s the only way to go.

No Hassle Girls
No Hassle Girls

Good/cheap drinks. No hassle girls. Dancer quality fair to good. Stay away from the dancer who is a martial artist. She talks too much and doesn’t earn her table dance tip. Nothing like Baltimore but good for around here I suppose.

Need A Receipt
Need A Receipt

Technically you can write off tips to floormen, DJ, housemom, anyone else in the club...but for it to be valid you need to have a receipt. Do you really think each bouncer is going to give you a receipt for a $5 tip every night? What I write off: pedicures, manicures, beauty products, all makeup, massage, chiropractor, gym membership, boob job (when I get it), 10 cents per mile of the distance traveled to work, parking, cab fare, hotel room, cell phone, online service, computer software for my website, etc. Also, be sure not to write off too much of your income of your income...independent contractors are much more prone to audits!!!!

Proud to Call Itself a Strip Joint
Proud to Call Itself a Strip Joint

This is one place that is still proud to cal itself a strip joint. The Double-Duece has a full service bar, and also offers pull tabs and a tri-wheel up front. In the back room you’ll find the small runway where the dancers strut their stuff, coaxing those greenbacks out of your wallet. Fridays and Saturdays can get pretty busy back there, so make sure you get there early enough to grab a seat in perv-row. Gambling, booze, and topless dancers—what more could a guy want.

We Will Never Date
We Will Never Date

I wonder which is a better response, as far as making money goes. Should I A) lead a guy on to believe that there is a possibility of getting together outside the club someday and milk him for all he is worth until he finally realizes that we will never date, OR B) tell him flat out that I don’t date customers from the club and risk him not giving me any money.

No Touch, Maximum Grindages
No Touch, Maximum Grindages

Granted, it’s expensive for no touch, but it is still one of the maximum grindages with gorgeous girls strip club in the area.

Paid More
Paid More

i know I got paid more in my same experience and knowledge group based on my looks at my highest paid job, i net about $100 per day for, on the average, an 11 hour day. i had no 401k, no dental insurance and a crappy HMO health plan i had to kick in $200 per month to. Sexual harassment from employees and clients was the norm and i had to take that too or i wasn’t a “team player.” on the other hand, a dancer can be drunk or on drugs on the job, be rude to customers, let her body go to hell, get into fist fights with other dancers or even customers and still leave a short shift with well over what i made in my highest paid paralegal job.

They Pay For It
They Pay For It

Every club has a different take on this.... some clubs it’s free for birthday boys and bachelors and all the girls dance, some clubs it’s $20-50 that the girls don’t get and they all dance, and some clubs they pay for it and it’s like a regular dance where the girl gets a percentage of it. The club that I work at now does “sacrafices,” where we dance on the guy a little, then beat him with a belt, then hop on and ride him around the stage, etc. This isn’t really my thing, but when I have to do it I just think of it as an advertising opportunity...

Like a Piece of Meat
Like a Piece of Meat

By: Peter
From: Minneapolis

Overall: ★☆☆☆☆

Candyland
Too much glitz and not enough personality. Everyone told me to check it out but I was treated like a piece of meat. The girls need to learn some manners.

Dancers: ★☆☆☆☆
Décor: ★☆☆☆☆
Attitude: ★☆☆☆☆
Bang for the Bucks: ★☆☆☆☆

Don't Reveal Anything
Don't Reveal Anything

you’d be surprised how many dancers go “incognito.” i think it’s safe to say that most dancers are hiding what they do from someone. work at a club that is outside your living area... another city if that’s possible. change your appearance somewhat to keep people from easily recognizing you (a wig for instance). don’t work at a club that keeps track of your income or knows who you really are. make up a dancer personality that is very different from who you really are. Don’t ever reveal anything personal about yourself to any customers (if you have 3 younger sisters, never mention to a customer that you do... tell them you have no sisters and 2 older brothers).

The Smell of Chicken
The Smell of Chicken

As soon as I walked in, I had the urge to make a u-turn for the exit. I should have trusted my first instinct, it didn’t get any better. Stayed 15 minutes and only saw one dancer. This was probably a good thing since the quality of the women there made the half piece of chicken in my ashtray look attractive. My advice: If you like greasy looking people and the smell of chicken, save your cash and head to KFC.

Smiles and Manners Get You a Return Customer
Smiles and Manners Get You a Return Customer

Money Diggers and no smile?
This is all about money here ohh boy these girls are leeches and they don’t even come close to you when you do fork out the cash! Many of the girls are very stuck on themselves. I think they need a managment meeting to address that smiles and manners might get you a return customer. I dropped $400.00 there and it was not worth the trouble. Would I go back? If they got girls with some personality!!!!!

Sneek Peek, Reasonably Priced
Sneek Peek, Reasonably Priced

From HRHpigdog
on Friday March 16, 2001 at 08:31 PM:
Top quality naked chicks, with the ocassional sneek peek at Alice’s wonderland and reasonably priced Budweiser....

Too Many Girls
Too Many Girls

Girls here are big money diggers!! I have been here 2 times once with a party and the other with a few buds. Both times I thought there were too many girls and 100 of them ugly. sorry but all that makeup, cellulite and silicone shows under the lights. They also hang on you like street walkers.

Venus-On-The-Halfshell
Venus-On-The-Halfshell

To start with, yes, in some instances you do have to worry about walking out with NOTHING regardless of whether you are “right” for the job or working your ass off. There are, simply put, just nights when no matter how hot or great a dancer you are, you might walk out with twenty dollars (if that). Why? Because you simply were not anyone’s Venus-On-The-Halfshell that particular night.

Thoroughbreds, Pigs
Thoroughbreds, Pigs

The Basic Nature of Dancers:

While dancers have the same likes and dislikes as regular women, they are the thoroughbreds of women. They always look sexier and smell better than non-dancers. Combine that with their open-mindedness and you have someone who is fun to be around. Dancers are there to make your club experience more pleasurable. They are beautiful, intelligent and alluring. Treat these gals with respect. Communicating with a diverse group of men is not an easy job, as most of us are insensitive pigs.

Take Your Date
Take Your Date

I think this establishment is one of the best in the Twin Cities. If you go on the right nights (weekends) you will find beautiful girls that know how to move and seduce! Great prices and great place to take your date to if you want to see her get turned on. I recommend Lisa, Carmel, and Roxy.

Very Clean, Nice Staff
Very Clean, Nice Staff

It’s an old Nordeast bar and it looks like it has a strong core of regulars who sit out at the bar all day. The dance floor is located at the back. It looks to be a pretty new set-up. The runway is only about 15 to 20 feet long with a couple of poles. Very clean. They have a dropped ceiling throughout the bar but raised it at the dance area so the girls have ‘head room.’ The area for the lap dances is between the bathrooms and the place is too small for relocating that area. Nice staff.

Amazon Goddess
Feel At Home
Beautiful Women, Smell Their Scent
Beer Commercial Quality Beauties
Comfort Zone
Expense Accounts and Money to Spend
Feel Degradation
Friendlier on the Couches
Happy Girl
No Hassle Girls
Need A Receipt
Proud to Call Itself a Strip Joint
We Will Never Date
No Touch, Maximum Grindages
Paid More
They Pay For It
Like a Piece of Meat
Don't Reveal Anything
The Smell of Chicken
Smiles and Manners Get You a Return Customer
Sneek Peek, Reasonably Priced
Too Many Girls
Venus-On-The-Halfshell
Thoroughbreds, Pigs
Take Your Date
Very Clean, Nice Staff
Amazon Goddess

I dropped in and connected with a dancer named ‘Marlin.’ This 6’2 amazon goddess was simply hypnotic. She’s worth far more than all the $100s I left her with. The club is classy, and most of the girls are attractive, but Marlin reigns supreme! You have to experience the wrath of her voluptuous body! I gotta get me SOME MO MARLIN!

Feel At Home

Food was exceptional. The girls were “drop-dead” beautiful. Everyone really made me feel at home. Great tables dances. I’ll go back!

Beautiful Women, Smell Their Scent

Stand off to the side or sit down and you will quickly be approached by beautiful women offering closer, more personal attention while they perform the ritualistic hand on the customer’s shoulders, moving their chest and other areas in so closely you can smell their scent. Come for a visit...

Beer Commercial Quality Beauties

Time was when the girls were so beautiful and friendly that, together with the great atmosphere, it actually made up for the fact that the place was topless only. I remember when there used to be up to 40 showgirls on stage, and I’m talking true beer-commercial quality beauties. Then the beauty slipped just a bit, and the price went up, but casual touching was allowed. The added intimacy still made it a great place to go. My buddy said he liked it even better. Now, the doormen aren’t even as friendly, the quality of the girl’s looks has really taken another dip, the girls that were there for years are gone, and now I’ve got waitresses charging different prices for the same drinks.

Comfort Zone

if you do less contact then the other girls working at the club, you’ll probably make less money. unfortunately, level of contact has a whole lot to do with how much money you’re making these days. the trick is to find a club to work in that has good money making potential and where the general contact level given by the majority of the dancers fits with your comfort zone…often easier said then done.

Expense Accounts and Money to Spend

Sometimes they are attentive other times aloof. As out-of-towners with expense accounts and money to spend you would think that the girls would be more congenial. Not! You would think these girls should know the drill by now as should management. That is how they make their money I presume: satisfied and repeat customers, word-of-mouth being the best form of advertisement! On the other hand if the planets are properly aligned you might actually enjoy yourself.

Feel Degradation

Many of us feel degredation not just in getting undressed and grinding on complete strangers, but also by having to intellectualy conform. It can be so humiliating to continually have to pretend to be stupid enough as to not offend the meek minds we cater to.

Friendlier on the Couches

This place isn’t the fanciest club in town and having to pass through a metal detector at the door is not the most welcoming start, but there are lots of friendly girls here inside who get even friendlier on the couches. My favorite: Sugar.

Happy Girl

Yeah, I was shy too, and in fact still am. It’s hard to explain but it never really impacted my work performance except insofar as I would tend to look at the floor while dancing (both stage and private) and only occasionally look up and smile. So remember to look up and smile, everybody likes a happy girl. Just go in knowing that you’re going to do it and then do it. I know that sounds silly, but it’s the only way to go.

No Hassle Girls

Good/cheap drinks. No hassle girls. Dancer quality fair to good. Stay away from the dancer who is a martial artist. She talks too much and doesn’t earn her table dance tip. Nothing like Baltimore but good for around here I suppose.

Need A Receipt

Technically you can write off tips to floormen, DJ, housemom, anyone else in the club...but for it to be valid you need to have a receipt. Do you really think each bouncer is going to give you a receipt for a $5 tip every night? What I write off: pedicures, manicures, beauty products, all makeup, massage, chiropractor, gym membership, boob job (when I get it), 10 cents per mile of the distance traveled to work, parking, cab fare, hotel room, cell phone, online service, computer software for my website, etc. Also, be sure not to write off too much of your income of your income...independent contractors are much more prone to audits!!!!

Proud to Call Itself a Strip Joint

This is one place that is still proud to cal itself a strip joint. The Double-Duece has a full service bar, and also offers pull tabs and a tri-wheel up front. In the back room you’ll find the small runway where the dancers strut their stuff, coaxing those greenbacks out of your wallet. Fridays and Saturdays can get pretty busy back there, so make sure you get there early enough to grab a seat in perv-row. Gambling, booze, and topless dancers—what more could a guy want.

We Will Never Date

I wonder which is a better response, as far as making money goes. Should I A) lead a guy on to believe that there is a possibility of getting together outside the club someday and milk him for all he is worth until he finally realizes that we will never date, OR B) tell him flat out that I don’t date customers from the club and risk him not giving me any money.

No Touch, Maximum Grindages

Granted, it’s expensive for no touch, but it is still one of the maximum grindages with gorgeous girls strip club in the area.

Paid More

i know I got paid more in my same experience and knowledge group based on my looks at my highest paid job, i net about $100 per day for, on the average, an 11 hour day. i had no 401k, no dental insurance and a crappy HMO health plan i had to kick in $200 per month to. Sexual harassment from employees and clients was the norm and i had to take that too or i wasn’t a “team player.” on the other hand, a dancer can be drunk or on drugs on the job, be rude to customers, let her body go to hell, get into fist fights with other dancers or even customers and still leave a short shift with well over what i made in my highest paid paralegal job.

They Pay For It

Every club has a different take on this.... some clubs it’s free for birthday boys and bachelors and all the girls dance, some clubs it’s $20-50 that the girls don’t get and they all dance, and some clubs they pay for it and it’s like a regular dance where the girl gets a percentage of it. The club that I work at now does “sacrafices,” where we dance on the guy a little, then beat him with a belt, then hop on and ride him around the stage, etc. This isn’t really my thing, but when I have to do it I just think of it as an advertising opportunity...

Like a Piece of Meat

By: Peter
From: Minneapolis

Overall: ★☆☆☆☆

Candyland
Too much glitz and not enough personality. Everyone told me to check it out but I was treated like a piece of meat. The girls need to learn some manners.

Dancers: ★☆☆☆☆
Décor: ★☆☆☆☆
Attitude: ★☆☆☆☆
Bang for the Bucks: ★☆☆☆☆

Don't Reveal Anything

you’d be surprised how many dancers go “incognito.” i think it’s safe to say that most dancers are hiding what they do from someone. work at a club that is outside your living area... another city if that’s possible. change your appearance somewhat to keep people from easily recognizing you (a wig for instance). don’t work at a club that keeps track of your income or knows who you really are. make up a dancer personality that is very different from who you really are. Don’t ever reveal anything personal about yourself to any customers (if you have 3 younger sisters, never mention to a customer that you do... tell them you have no sisters and 2 older brothers).

The Smell of Chicken

As soon as I walked in, I had the urge to make a u-turn for the exit. I should have trusted my first instinct, it didn’t get any better. Stayed 15 minutes and only saw one dancer. This was probably a good thing since the quality of the women there made the half piece of chicken in my ashtray look attractive. My advice: If you like greasy looking people and the smell of chicken, save your cash and head to KFC.

Smiles and Manners Get You a Return Customer

Money Diggers and no smile?
This is all about money here ohh boy these girls are leeches and they don’t even come close to you when you do fork out the cash! Many of the girls are very stuck on themselves. I think they need a managment meeting to address that smiles and manners might get you a return customer. I dropped $400.00 there and it was not worth the trouble. Would I go back? If they got girls with some personality!!!!!

Sneek Peek, Reasonably Priced

From HRHpigdog
on Friday March 16, 2001 at 08:31 PM:
Top quality naked chicks, with the ocassional sneek peek at Alice’s wonderland and reasonably priced Budweiser....

Too Many Girls

Girls here are big money diggers!! I have been here 2 times once with a party and the other with a few buds. Both times I thought there were too many girls and 100 of them ugly. sorry but all that makeup, cellulite and silicone shows under the lights. They also hang on you like street walkers.

Venus-On-The-Halfshell

To start with, yes, in some instances you do have to worry about walking out with NOTHING regardless of whether you are “right” for the job or working your ass off. There are, simply put, just nights when no matter how hot or great a dancer you are, you might walk out with twenty dollars (if that). Why? Because you simply were not anyone’s Venus-On-The-Halfshell that particular night.

Thoroughbreds, Pigs

The Basic Nature of Dancers:

While dancers have the same likes and dislikes as regular women, they are the thoroughbreds of women. They always look sexier and smell better than non-dancers. Combine that with their open-mindedness and you have someone who is fun to be around. Dancers are there to make your club experience more pleasurable. They are beautiful, intelligent and alluring. Treat these gals with respect. Communicating with a diverse group of men is not an easy job, as most of us are insensitive pigs.

Take Your Date

I think this establishment is one of the best in the Twin Cities. If you go on the right nights (weekends) you will find beautiful girls that know how to move and seduce! Great prices and great place to take your date to if you want to see her get turned on. I recommend Lisa, Carmel, and Roxy.

Very Clean, Nice Staff

It’s an old Nordeast bar and it looks like it has a strong core of regulars who sit out at the bar all day. The dance floor is located at the back. It looks to be a pretty new set-up. The runway is only about 15 to 20 feet long with a couple of poles. Very clean. They have a dropped ceiling throughout the bar but raised it at the dance area so the girls have ‘head room.’ The area for the lap dances is between the bathrooms and the place is too small for relocating that area. Nice staff.

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